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**Disclaimer**
Thenotsoslimshady endorses, condones, and flat-out practices underage drinking, as long as you do it safely. When drinking, you should know your limits, throw up in the designated yakking area, and, if you are a hot chick, fuck fat kids named Greg.... (hey, it's woth a shot...!) By the way, never drink and drive. Take this disclaimer seriously. If you get the address to this website, it means you are or know someone who is a direct friend of mine and I want you to be safe when drinking. OK, now on to the alchohol...!
Welcome to the page that will forever be worshiped by college students and alchoholics worldwide. This is the College Life Page, which has the recipies to some really great drinks as well as drinking games. This page used to have a bunch of shots, but I doubt anyone read them, so if you did and want them back, email me... if not, then I will just put up the ones we use. I know you are saying "alright already, thenotsoslimshady... shut the fuck up and give us some DRANK..." so here ya go.
The Mandatory Drinks
3 Wise Men - The reason I put this one first is because it guarantees to get you FUCKED UP!!! Take one of those little plastic baby cups and fill it with equal parts of Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Johnny Walker. It tastes absolutely horrible, but if you are looking to get a fast buzz, this is the one for you. By the way, to do this drink correctly, you must drink this down in ONE drink, one gulp, one chug, like a really big shot glass. Its fun, trust me. Sake Bomb - Now this was something new to me before my wide experiences at Berkeley. OK... take a cup of beer and set two chopsticks on top of the cup. Now fill a shot glass with sake and balance it on top of the two chopsticks. Now, this needs to be done with 2 people, one cup each. Now, once it's balanced, you yell 1, 2, 3 SAKE BOMB!!! At this time, you pound your fist on the table. The chopsticks jump, dropping the shot in the beer... take the cup and chug. You have now Sake Bombed... good shit. Liquid X - Now this is the SHIT! It's very simple and relatively easy to get. Basically you take a bottle of vodka and mix it with some sort of a carbonated citrus energy drink. Red Bull works the best and tastes the best too. You can either sip the vodka then sip the Red Bull, or visa-versa, or you can mix them, but make sure that they are both cold. They call it Liquid X because the effects are similar to the effects of taking ecstacy. The energy drink lifts you up while the vodka brings you down. Gets you fucked up fast too. Also, girls like it because you cant really taste the alchohol.
Bloody Mary - 3 parts vodka, 6 parts tomato juice, dash of celery salt, dash of pepper, dash of tobasco sauce, dash of worcestershire sauce. These are actually really good and if you have an upset stomach or a hangover from a great night of partying, like they say, fight fire with fire. These are really good for the next morning... trust me, I have needed a few.
Brain Hemorrhage - 5 parts peach schnapps, 1 part irish cream, dash of grenadine. Pour the schnapps, then pour the irish cream in the center of the glass, then carefully pour the grenadine to get the right effect. I have never had one of these, but thy look awesome, and sound pretty good too. A definate maybe for the next party. Chocolate Cake - Equal parts of Vanilla Smirnoff and Frangelico amd a wedge of lemon smothered in sugar. Pour the alchohol in the shot glass and shoot it and as soon as you shoot it, suck on the lemon wedge. i have a riend who is a bartender and she said that this is an amazing shot, i havent tried one yet, but it sounds good.Fuzzy Navel - 1 part vodka, 1 part peach schnapps, 5 parts orange juice, pour alchohol into glass and add orange juice. add ice if you want. these are really good, but very girly and they don't do much. you can also mix with ice in a blender.
Jello Shooters - 1 cup boiling water, 1 cup vodka, 1 pkg. jello (any flavor). Dissolve the jello with the water and add the vodka in last, pour into glasses or paper cups, chill and serve. These are really tasty and fun. I had these at a frat party and I was glad I did. (aka: I was PLASTERED with the help of about 10 jello shooters.)
Lemon Drop - 1 part lemon juice, 2 parts vodka, sugar. sugar the rim of the glass by rubbing the lemon wedge on the rim, then diping it in the sugar. mix the lemon juice and the vodka in a blender with ice and pour into the rimmed glass. I had this on the cruise and they are really good if made right. could also be a shot in a double shot glass.
Long Island Ice Tea - 1 part each of tequila, vodka, rum, triple sec, gin, 2 parts lemon juice, a tsp of sugar and coke. Mix all the alchohols in the glass add the sugar and stir. Fill the rest of the glass with coke. I had one of these at a BBQ and it was nasty, but I know a few people that told me that, if prepared right, they are really good.
Margarita - 3 parts tequila, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lime juice, splash of sprite/7-up/sierra mist, etc. Mix all ingredients and pur over ice. May also be blended with ice. We ROCK margs all the time. A favorite of The A-Team.
Melon Ball - 3 parts midori, 3 parts orange juice, 2 parts vodka, 2 parts cranberry juice. Make one layer going in this order: midori, OJ, vodka, cranberry juice. Gives a cool rainbow effect. Never had one but looks and sounds damn good. good girlie drink too.
Midori Sour - 1 part midori, 2 parts sweet and sour mix, splash of sprite/7-up/sierra mist, etc, pour over ice. These are really good too. The A-Team is a big fan of the Midori.
Mudslide - 3 parts kaluah, 3 parts irish cream, 2 parts vodka, 1 scoop of vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, cinnamon, chocolate syrup. Put the ice cream in a glass, add irish cream, vodka, and kaluah. Add whipped cream and drizzle top with chocolate syrup or cinnamon. This is the ULTIMATE girlie drink. Also good as a desert drink.
Oatmeal Cookie - 2 parts butterscotch schnapps, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part cinnamon schnapps. Make sure all ingredients are ice cold and mix in shot glass. These are so good, and actually taste like an oatmeal cookie.
Piña Colada - 4 parts coconut rum, 1 part pineapple juice. mix in blender with ice and serve. these are really good, but they are also very girly.
Screwdriver - 1 part vodka, 1 part orange juice. Mix and serve cold. The classic. If you don't know what these are or how to make them, you should be shot. These are good, but don't overload on the vodka or you will be sorry.
Starbursts - 2 parts Orange Juice, 1.5 parts Vanilla Smirnoff, 1.5 parts Rasberry Smirnoff, dash of Cranberry Juice. SUPER GOOD SHOT... thats all you need to know...
Strawberry Daiquiri - about 10-12 strawberries, 4 parts rum, 2 parts sweet and sour mix, 2 parts sugar, 1 part lime juice. Fill blender half full of ice, then add all ingredients and blend. VERY girly drink, but if you want a light drink, or don't wanna get fucked up, this is really good.
Tequila Sunrise - 3 parts tequila, 4 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine, juice of 1/4 lime. fill a glass with ice. pour the grenadine around the inside edges of the glass, then add the rest of the ingredients. These are good and they fuck you up. I had these on my trip to Mexico and they are really good.
Whiskey Sour - 2 parts whiskey, 2 parts another brand of whiskey, 3 parts sweet and sour. Mix and serve over ice. Can also be blended like a margarita. These are really good. I had these when I went on a cruise to Mexico and they were smooth and tasty.
If you have any additions, preferably with a picture of the drink, or you drinking the drink, or serving the drink, email me the picture, recipe, and mixing instructions. Full credit will be given.
The Games
Captain Dickhead - Equipment - 1 deck of cards, people, beer - Directions: Remove the jokers and spread the deck out on the middle of a table with all cards face down. Each player takes a turn and picks one card from the pile. The rest of the game plays like so:
- For any number card other than a 5: if the card is black, the player drinks the amount on the card.
- if the card is red, the player gives out the amount of drinks on the card (the amount can be given to one person or split up)
- if the card is a 5: "busta rhyme" - the player who picked the card says a word or phrase, the person to the left has to come up with a phrase or word that rhymes and so on. the first person who can't think of a word or copies an already said word has to drink one gulp for each person who had a correct response in the round.
- if the card is a jack: "categories" - the player who picked the card picks a category (types of cars, cereals, condom brands, etc...) and says one example. the player to the left has to come up with another example. play continues until someone can't come up with an answer or repeats an answer. he/she drinks one gulp for each correct response in the round.
- if the card is a queen: "make a rule" - the player who picked the card makes a rule (you can't say drink, drank, or drunk, no one can be referred to by their first name, etc ...). anyone who breaks the rule has to drink.
- if the card is a king: "waterfall" - everyone stands up. everyone starts drinking. the person who picked the card can stop drinking when he/she wants to. the person to the left can stop after the first person stops ... the person to the right of the player who picked the card is pretty much screwed because he/she is the last to stop drinking.
- if the card is an ace: this person is "Captain Dickhead". he/she can do whatever they want and cannot be told to drink. this player is like the president in asshole. reign continues until another player picks an ace.
Continue playing until there are no more cards or everyone is too drunk to read the number on the card - whatever comes first !
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